LOL

Freedom aint in a box ...
you cant get moisture from a cream that content alcohole...
There isnt real lemon in the dishwasher stuff..
It's still other sugar in the light coke...
You have like less then 1% chance winning the lottery to be millionairy...
You can't have any job you want cause you have the right connections...
And men dont have 1 less rib ...(God created Eve from a rib from Adam)
You cant get lifelong thin going on some diet for a month..
Woman only have a certain numbers of eggs...
you cant suffer about something you have no clue about..
Too much love can never be bad..
You close your eyes when you sneeze..